Guest Blogging the “Cyli” Way

Posted by Cylithria on August 20th, 2008 filed in humor, randomness

Yo Yo Yo - Howdy Folks. My name is Cylithria and today, August 20th 2008; I am guest blogging for our ever busy, vacationing Andromeda. w00t!

Okay first off, my apologies. I was supposed to guest blog the 13 of August as well. For some reason in my brain, I thought I was guest blogging on the 19th and 20th. So yesterday I open the super secret email from Andromeda and TADA - I was uber wrong. Sorry to both Andromeda and her readers. I can be so cyli sometimes. (Ha ha ha I thrill myself with the play on words. Lawdy Lawdy I need help!)

So anyway, after seeing my major faux pas, I went to the cabinet of junk food and found whoppers. Because as you all know when a faux pas is made one can only repent for it by consuming whoppers. It’s a fact. Swear to it even. No really it is…. or…. not ;)

Well, so I am guest blogging and should probably fill this post with useful, delightful and oh so witty commentary - but I have a mouthful of whoppers with means witty just isn’t in my ability at this moment.  I know, I know. soooooooo sad. But sometimes when we repent for our wrongs, it’s painful and you do lose something in the process. For me - witty-ness.

I’d curse my fate but then cursing I am sure requires more repenting with means I lose more witty-ness. It’s a never ending cycle. If only i could be a good guest blogger. If only I’d followed the bible of guest blogging then I’d not have to repent…. but alas, I am tainted with guest blogging sin and repenting with my mouthful after mouthful of whoppers.

So please dear Andromeda Arts fans and readers - punish not the owner if this here blog for her guest bloggers sins. Bestow upon Andromeda the loving act of forgiveness for her choice of guest bloggers… and turn ye not against her for it was I who sinned most heinously. for that sin I repent and purge the sinfullness from my soul with Whoppers.

Repentfully Yours,

Cylithria aka Cyli aka Sinful Guest Blogger

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w00t. I am laughing my d*amn ass off because I like made a quasi religious post without using any religion at all. Hey lady how’s that for odd randomness and guest blogger horror stories? w00t!   Love you and hahahahahahahaha for some reason that struck me funny. Oy I need help


2 Responses to “Guest Blogging the “Cyli” Way”

  1. andromeda*art Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    i’m laughing my ass off too! i’ve read that whoppers are good for the repenting soul. i think it’s in the Book of KitKat. it’s makes the giant MnM in the sky happy.

    i love the post, so no need to repent on mt behalf. but any excuse to eat a box of whoppers is a good reason, so repent away!

    talk to you soon, Cyli!

  2. Ophmac Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 2:33 am

    Heresy! Blasphemy!

    andromeda confess and repent otherwise I will burn you on my BBQ!

    :) :P

    (Eymerich-mode still ON)

    Ophmac’s last blog post..Pagan Dreams (part 3 - Petrae Genetrici)

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