is he trying to tell me something?

Posted by andromeda*art on May 28th, 2008 filed in Uncategorized

me (upon noticing the large box filled with recyclables):  we’ll just set it next to the recycle bin on thursday.

him:  they won’t take it.  they never take it unless all the boxes are broken down flat.

me:  funny, they always take it when i put it out.

him:  yeah, well last time when i put that big box out from xmas, it just sat there for days.

me:  tell you what, i’ll sit out and wait for the garbage truck in the morning, read the paper, drink my coffee, show some leg.  then he’ll take it.

him:  and you know what he’d say?  “shave your legs”

geez.  doesn’t my husband know that “she - ape” is totally in this year?


3 Responses to “is he trying to tell me something?”

  1. sarie Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    I hate shaving my legs, but if the ’cause’ is worth it, they get shaved.

  2. Ophmac Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 1:33 am

    The rule is: Never make jokes about women’s menstrual periods, hairdress, shaving habits/needs.

  3. andromeda*art Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 5:20 am

    hahaha Ophmac! i guess he doesn’t know the rules!

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